Best John Quip: Nope, Team Meteor all the way
Never has a movie gone so far out of its way to constantly break the viewer out of engaging with the film as John's pick of Christmas Icetastrophe. A ScyFy turkey, the movie delights in ignoring all laws of physics to a point that was incensing.
And aspects of the movie that should have been funny, like the death of a best friend that is completely ignored, should have elicited giggles but only incited rage or worse boredom. I think mostly because ScyFy shows their hand too much. My favorite movie disasters are movies that should by all accounts succeed but morph into wondrous meltdowns, but ScyFy is doing this on purpose and it is infuriating.